The Bird

Today I was running an errand, which I love to do so very very much. I was going through the post office parking lot. There were some pedestrians so I was going very slow. I notice a woman parked on my right put it in reverse and start backing out, right at me. This woman didn't know what she was doing because she was lighting up a cigarette, and talking on the phone at the same time. I hit the gas to get out of her way, nearly hitting a couple of peds. I didn't honk, I just looked back and gave the woman a mad face. Then guess what she did. Yep, she flipped me the bird. If I wasn't a good boy respecting women and all that I probably would have returned the gesture. I stopped to mail my letter and she whipped around me while hitting the gas excessively.

Seriously, what is wrong with people? If I were to screw up like she did, I wouldn't have been that way about it. I would have smiled sheepishly and waved. Oh well, that's just me I guess.